The Justice Jogger is one of the sadder toys that Kenner ever produced. It’s certainly the most perplexing. This high-priced superhero accessory was nothing more than a self-contained plastic cockpit with two hydraulic legs attached to the side, and supposedly designed for Superman to sit in while he chased nefarious evil-doers around to whatever volcano lair they happened to be plotting worldwide destruction in that week. The toy offered “Power Stepping Action!”, though tiny blue dumbbells were mysteriously missing from the package.
Now, keep in mind that not only can Superman run really fast, he can also fly. He once flew back to Krypton, for god’s sake, and spun the earth around backwards to stop Lois Lane from being killed by an earthquake. The idea that he would need such a transportation device for his day-to-day activities is laughable. Of course, there’s another horrid possibility. Superman is lazy, and he just wants to sit around on a modified Barca-lounger while being hauled to his destination.
For shame, Man of Steel. For shame.